THE ICKY FOOD CLUB
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THE FIRST MEETING OF THE ICKY FOOD CLUBHere is a strange but true meeting of the icky food club:
On our first meeting we ate a mystery food. It looked sort of like a fish ball, it was hard in the inside but it was soft on the outside. It was grey and purple, and it tasted like erasers that were washed with the worlds dirtiest socks! Then after we all ate or tasted the icky food of the day we asked the lunch lady what it was. This is what the conversation was like : Us: ' we were just wondering what those mysterious purple balls were..." Her: " I don't know" then we kinda just made a o.0 face.
Some ways to avoid throwing up while eating "icky food"
(Yes there is more than one.)
1. Plug your nose while eating, to help tongue remove tasting from taste buds.
2. close your eyes tight and pretend it is ice cream (or if you get "bubbly" after eating ice cream just think of happy!) But if you're goth... Never mind.
3. drink water while you have the icky food in your mouth and swallow both at the same time.
4. JUST DONT BARF
Or...
5. JUST BE A MAN, CHEW AND SWALLOW THE ICKY FOOD!!!
6.Suck it up already!!!!
7. think oflepruchans and gold and Voldemort singing jingle bells dressed up as santa
1. Plug your nose while eating, to help tongue remove tasting from taste buds.
2. close your eyes tight and pretend it is ice cream (or if you get "bubbly" after eating ice cream just think of happy!) But if you're goth... Never mind.
3. drink water while you have the icky food in your mouth and swallow both at the same time.
4. JUST DONT BARF
Or...
5. JUST BE A MAN, CHEW AND SWALLOW THE ICKY FOOD!!!
6.Suck it up already!!!!
7. think oflepruchans and gold and Voldemort singing jingle bells dressed up as santa